Thursday, September 11, 2008

network


I like my meat blutiges, like this track.

Behold! The masked double entendre! How quaint.

Damo Suzuki - Hot Tuna Express

4 comments:

attn said...

this one flew over the air once. that's after it sprung up out of Novelty herself. she must be female, right? we'll make her female for now. anyway, back to my story. so yes you see, this little guy was ejected into the air. he didn't know where he was going. but he was tired. oh so very tired. creation is exertive. so he very graciously volunteered for temporary confinement on some vinyl. the story gets a bit hazy after that. there was a journey on a bus though. that much is certain.

our historians are unable to currently present their findings. but don't fret. they're working at capacity. sometimes. yes, back to the story.

so it ended up being shot out of a building. through the air. in AM. all over the countryside. over a strange land that will one day return to the ocean. like atlantis! wonderful. he ended up being trapped on some tape. now, i don't think i need to say how traumatizing this must have been for it. it was so affected by this experience it went into a coma.

good news everybody! he woke up safe and sound. inside a computer. can you imagine that? one day being trapped on a tape and waking up inside a computer? pretty trippy.

i'd freak out.

and then you know what happened? poor guy was cut up into little pieces. viciously i might add. 7223443 tiny little bits. it was having a terrible day don't you think?

he couldn't imagine what would happen to him next. maybe if he were a bunch of monkeys with typewriters. maybe then he could. he would need some time though.

well anyway. pobre criatura. they stuck his remains in some wires and shot him around the world! over thousands of miles and hundreds of directions and places. it was so afraid. his pieces were flying everywhere. but finally he reassembled. right next to me. right to the right of me actually. he's been living there for a while now. sometimes he comes out to play. where will he go with you?

rolz said...

what the fuck is blutiges?.... esta little story va perfectly con la song

attn said...

quiere decir 'rare' en aleman.

rolz said...

mmmmmmmmmmmm. yum.